New car
A Lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over the car to feel the fine leather upholstery, she farts rather loudly.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little accident, and also she hoped a sales-person wasn't about to pop up. As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?” he asks.
Very uncomfortably she replies, "What is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are very likely going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
A Lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over the car to feel the fine leather upholstery, she farts rather loudly.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little accident, and also she hoped a sales-person wasn't about to pop up. As she turns back, there, standing next to her is a salesman.
"Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?” he asks.
Very uncomfortably she replies, "What is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are very likely going to shit yourself when you hear the price."
