Little Red Wagon
This little boy got a little red wagon for his birthday. Everywhere he went he pulled his little red wagon. One day, as he was walking by the church, his wagon got stuck in the mud.
Little boy: "Damn fuckin wagon! Motherfucker!!! Getting stuck in the fuckin mud!!!!......"
As he was cursing the wagon up and down, the priest came out of the church
Priest: "Little boy you shouldnt say naughty words....God is all around you."
LIttle boy: " He is???? Is he over there??"
Priest " Yes he is"
Little boy: "Is he behind me??"
Priest: " Um-hmm"
Little boy " Is he in front of me ??"
Priest: "Yes"
Little boy :"Is he even in my little red wagon??"
Priest: "Of course"
Little boy: "Well tell him to get the fuck out and push!!!!!"
