Cavity
Mom walked into the bathroom one day and found young Futh furiously scrubbing his penis with a toothbrush and toothpaste.
"What do you think you're doing, young man?!" she exclaimed.
"Don't try to stop me!" Futh warned. "I'm gonna do this three times a day, because there's no way I'm gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my sister's.
