Children at the Cemetery
A group of children lived near a cemetry that was situated round a suburban church.
They would often play near a hedge adjacent to the graves and while there hear the ministers conducting services.
One day they played funerals and dug a grave in which they buried a pretend casket.
One of them intoned the prayers and ended with what he assumed the minister was saying;
In the name of the Father, and of the Son...And in the hole he goes!
