During an
war game a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some
men lounging around nearby and asked them to help push the jeep out of the mud.
"Sorry
sir," said one of the loafers, "but we've been declared dead and the
umpire said we can't contribute in any way."The C.O. turned to his driver and said, "Go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."
