A man bursts into the doctor's office screaming "Doctor, doctor, my penis-it's bright orange. I have no idea what's wrong!"
The doctor tells the man to take off his pants and sure enough the man's manhood is bright orange, almost fluorescent. He says "put your pants back on while I go look through my books"
The doctor comes back after a while and tells the man that he has never seen any thing like it in his life, and he can't seem to find it in his books. "What do you do for a living?" asks the doctor.
"I'm a lawyer." Replies the man.
"Well, does it hurt?" the doctor asks.
"No I can't feel a thing"
"Do you have a wife or a girlfriend?"
"Nope, I don't have time for that stuff being a lawyer."
"You must have some kind of sex." says the doctor.
"No, I don't have time! Every day I go to work, I come home, grab a bag of cheetos, and watch a porno flick."
