A man was rushing his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital. He was so nervous and disoriented, he pulled up to the emergency room and rear- ended an ambulance! Though a very minor bump, he actually passed out from the stress!
Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother (a relentless world- class practical joker) sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied,
'Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and both you and your wife were unconscious so I named them for you.'
The husband's heart jumped up into to his throat, thinking, 'Oh no, what has he done now?' He nervously asked his brother, 'W-w-well, what did you name them?'
The brother replied, 'I named the little girl Denise.'
'Really?!? Oh! Well, that's a very pretty name!' the husband said, his relief showing as he sat up. 'And what did you name my son?'
'Denephew.'
