These two gay guys wake up one morning and one of them says to the other, "This is terrible. One of us is simply going to have to get a job."
The other one says, "You're right. I'll go."
So he gets out of bed, takes a shower, and puts on a jacket and tie, but when he walks into the kitchen he sees his lover jacking off into a plastic bag.
"What are you doing that for?" he asks.
"Well," says the first gay, "I didn't think you'd be coming home for lunch so I thought I'd pack you one."
