One day at school, little Johnny's teacher said, "Let's play a game. I will put a piece of candy in your mouth and you tell me what it is." the teacher exclaimed.
So the teacher walked up to Mary and told her, "Close your eye's and I'll put the piece of candy in your mouth." Little Mary did so. "A cherry flavored Jolly Rancher," Mary exclaimed. The teacher said, "Very good Mary."
So the teacher went up to Tommy and put a piece of peppermint candy in his mouth. Tommy replied, "A piece of peppermint candy." "Very good Tommy," Said the teacher.
So then the teacher walked up to Sid and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth. Sid said, "I don't know what it is?" The teacher said, "It's what your mom gives your dad before they go to bed." Little Johnny jumps up and says, "Spit it out, it's a piece of ass!"
