A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says to the tattoo artist, "Do you tattoo penises?"
The tattoo artist looks confused and says, "It's a pretty difficult thing and very painful, but if you really want one you need to justify the reason."
The man looks at the tattoo artist and says, "I want a tattoo of a One Hundred dollar bill on my penis. I have three good reasons for this, too."
The tattoo artist isn't convinced and asks the man for his reasons.
The man replies,
"First, I like to handle all of my money. Second, I like to watch my money grow. Third, and most importantly, when my wife asks me for a hundred bucks to blow on shopping, I can tell her she can blow a hundred bucks right here at home!"
