Two boys are playing football in a Saint Paul, MN park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. The reporter starts writing "Young Vikings' Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal."
The boy replies, "I'm not a Vikings fan."
Sorry, since we are in Saint Paul I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Little Green Bay Packers' Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Packers Fan either," said the boy.
"I assumed everyone in the Twin Cities was either for the Vikings or Packers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan." The boy replied.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
