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Q: What do you call an Abo in an orange VW?
A: A Jaffa.

Q: What do you call an Abo in a Rolls Royce?
A: A thief.

Q: What do you call an Abo in a suit?
A: The defendant.

Q: What do you call an Abo with a gun?
A: Sir.

Q: What do you call an Abo who does well in a an IQ test?"
A: A cheat.

Q: What do you call 50 Abos rolling down a hill?
A: An Abolanche.

Q: Did you hear about the two Abos who appeared on the TV show "That's Incredible"?
 A: One didn't drink and the other had a job.

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Q: Who had big ears, weighed seven
thousand pounds, and married a handsome
prince?
A: Cinderelephant.
Q: What did the ringmaster say when the
human cannonball was shot out of the
circus tent?
A: “That’s going too far!”
Q: Why do trained seals always know
what’s happening?
A: Because they’re on the ball.
Q: What do you call the trained seal
when she claps her flippers?
A: The seal of approval.
Q: How do you catch a fairy?

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Legal Operations

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break, discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything is numbered." The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." The third said, " I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their head and butt are interchangeable."

Short Ones

Q: What is the difference between an attorney and one sperm?

A: The sperm has at least on chance in a million of becoming a human being!!!!

Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!

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The Blondes and the Genie

There are three blondes standing on an island. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a redhead and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a brunette. The brunette woman builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

Blonde Truisms??

She spent twenty minutes looking' at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make-up her mind.
She told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thinks socialism means partying.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign Here" she put Sagittarius.
She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
She invented a solar powered flashlight.

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*** WHO NEEDS ENEMIES?

The sailor came home from a secret two-year mission only to find his
wife with a new-born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down
the father to extract revenge.

"Just tell me one thing! Which one of my no-good friends did this?"
he asked.

"Don't you think I have any friends of my own?" she snapped.

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Banta
> Banta was bragging to his boss one day,"You know, I know everyone thereis
> to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of hisboasting,
> his boss called his bluff, "OK, Banta how about Tom Cruise?"
> "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Bantaand
> his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
> door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Banta! Great to see you!You
> and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
> Although impressed, Banta's boss is still skeptical. After they leave
> Cruise's house, he tells Banta that he thinks Banta's knowing
> Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Banta says.
> "President Clinton,"his boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Banta says,
> "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." At the White House, Clinton
> spots Banta on the tour and motions him and his boss over,saying,"Banta,
> what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting,
> but you and your friend come on in and have a cup of coffee first.>
> " Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totallyconvinced.
> After they leave the White House, he expresses his doubts to
> Banta, who again implores him to name anyone else.
> " The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Banta. "My folks are from
> Poland, and I've known the pope a long time." So they fly to
> Rome. Banta and his boss are assembled with the masses in VaticanSquare
> when Banta says, "This will never work. I can't catch
> the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the
> guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the
> balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into the crowd headed towardthe
> Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Banta emerges
> with the Pope on the balcony.>

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Some girls beg n some girls borrow, some girls lead n some girls follow, some bring joy n some bring sorrow, but the best are girls that suck n swallow

2 penises burst into a bank…..shouting “this is a stick up!” just then a vibrator entered the bank and 1 penis said to the other “fuck its robocock”

Went to TOYS-R-US today. Bought a David Blaine doll…..cant get the fucker out the box

Scientists have discovered a cake that causes men to lose 99% of their sex drive, its called a fuckin wedding cake!

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Skinny white man goes into lift , stares at huge black man in lift, who say's "b4 u ask 7ft tall 350lbs , 20 inch dick & my balls weigh 3lb each, Turner Brown" White guy faints, when he comes to, asks black man 2 say again, Black man repeats his stats & say's the names "Turner Brown" "Thank fuck 4 that! Thought u said 'TURN AROUND

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2 black women and their babies on a bus one says is your baby teething yet  The other says yes him already got me 2 dvds 4 mobiles and a laptop

2 eggs boiling in a saucepan! 1 female, 1 male! She turns 2 him & says, 'Look, I've got a crack!' He replies, 'No point tellin me, I'm not fuckin hard yet!

A jelly baby went to doctors with his willy covered in coconut & liquorice.The doctor said "what have u been up to?" The jelly baby replied "Fuckin allsorts!"

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Woman standing nude, looks in bedroom mirror n says 2 her husband “I look horrible fat n ugly pay me a compliment”, husband replies “ur eyesights fuckin spot on.

What r the 2 most important holes on a woman’s body?.....Her nostrils! They allow her 2 breathe while giving a blow job!

 Camilla says 2 the queen “every time a suck Charles cock I get heartburn” the queen replies “have u tried Andrews?”

Little jack horner, wanked in the corner, and shot his load in2 his eyes. He called in his mum, and said look what ive done. Oh what a dirty wee bastard I am.

Little jack horner wanked in the corner, eating Snow Whites hairy pie, but her muff was too tuff and covered in fluff, so he squirted his cum in his eye.